“Will Herr is known as an eccentric, creative writer, with a former life as a spider slayer. His wit and charm is immeasurable, yet approachable.”
Anne Marie Brandt, Publicist and Marketing Specialist
Would you like to send me an email? Have a question? Just want to gush about your new electronic toy? There are two handy methods to stay in contact with me: easiest, email firstname.lastname@example.org. I am very quick to respond. Alternatively, you can post a question or comment below any of my posts or pages, and I will respond as quickly as I can.
I also have a newsletter. This opt-in method allows you to hear about future appearances, news, and all the dirt on what’s being published, and by whom. Best of all, I do not send out newsletters unless there is something important on the horizon. Honestly, both you and I have better things to do than waste precious time on unwanted marketing.
I respect your privacy. I will not give your email to anyone, even if you ask me to. If you forget your own email, you are out of luck, here. I’m not going to send you anything you don’t want. I’m not going to tell you about anything if you don’t want to hear it. That’s it, really. There are no further caveats. Basic human dignity is more important than building an ephemeral email list. Tell me you don’t want to hear from me, and I will cheerfully stop sending you email. This policy is the “How Do I Wish I Was Treated” policy, and I adhere to it.